The Five Days of Christmas:
Day 1 without TV:  "Lord, keep me from being one of those holier-than-thou people who think any experiment I undertake successfully makes me better than everyone else.  Amen."
Day 2 without TV:  "Wow, it's quiet around here."
Day 3 without TV:  "Wish I could see the news.  Wonder what's happening in the world?"
Day 4 without TV:  "What's this thing called?  A radio?"
Day 5 without TV:  "Lord, if I weaken and go back to TV again, please help me view responsibly and limit my TV viewing to a minimum.  I've learned my lesson!  Now where's the remote??"
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Day 1 without Internet:  "This is hard."
Day 2 without Internet:  "Wish I could check e-mail."
Day 3 without Internet:  "Wish I could blog."
Day 4 without Internet:  "Wish I could send some pictures."
Day 5 without Internet:  "Lord, just help me survive until the stupid dial-up is activated!"
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Merry Christmas!  Thank goodness for Rachel's cable Internet connection!
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